I bet you wanna… do “The Duck”...
It’s a good duck...
You'll really like “The Duck”...
So do the frac’n “Duck”!

Marketing is kinda like frac’n your ex girlfriend
It’s really fun at first, but you feel guilty after.
Quote, Quorum, Queer bait, Quonset, and Queef
The marketing song, sure to get you on your feet.

Do the Duck. (QUACK QUACK QUACK)
Do the Duck (QUACK QUACK)
I said “DO THE DUCK!” (QUACK)
Please do the mother frac’n duck! (QUACK QUACK QUACK)

Exploit conflicts of interest for personal gain
Shelter liabilities that can never be contained
Marketing is under-rate biz, fo’ sho'
Never feel the same, you catch my flo’?

(What's going on man, your raps are so tight...
Blaze the path / Take me down)

Quote – Over-promise and under-deliver
Quorum – Too many people on the board
Queer Bait – Offend as many as possible
Quonset – Shotgun fly
Queef – Rinse and repeat.

Never be accountable for sleazy adverteasing
Spread lips, drink up,
All you cave men freezing
Digress, ingest, vomitus poo
Haven’t got a clue how to tie a shoe
Scapegoat murder, let’s everyone do "The Duck"

Do the “The Duck.” Do The Duck.
I said “DO THE DUCK!”
Do the mother frac’n duck

Southgate, plaid shirt,
Down on the couch
Beer, smoke, fast food
Tivo, no doubt
I’ll leave it open for your sloppy seconds
Grossing out your parents
For your interpretections

It gets kinda flakey
All around town
The people try'n to get down
People wanna get down wit' ch'a
But who knows the math?

Quote – (Promotion)

Always over promise and under deliver.
Jack of all trains winning every sliver
If you can get away with it, great,
If not, be more vague with the date.

Quorum – (Placement)
Have too many people on the board
Who derail meetings with pointless fords
Horizontal scaffolding to weather the storm
If you don’t own a cat, you’re gonna get some more.

1, 2, 3, 4. (MEOW) It's not a toy!
So do the duck. Do the Duck.
I said “DO THE DUCK!” (HISSSSSS)
DO the mother frac’n duck!

Queer bait (Price):
Leave your fly open a just little bit
Trolling the ashtrays for fags in the shit
If you’re in the EU, ask “might I bum one please?”
If you’re in Canada, then Queerbec intercedes.

So do the the duck. Do the Duck.
I said “DO THE DUCK!”
Do the mother frac’n duck!

Quonset – (Product):
Get a P.O. box so customers don’t
Show up in the night and smash all your windows
If you can’t sell an accountable brand
Put steel mesh over them instead.

Queef:
Douche to rinse and repeat.

CHORUS

Let's review:

Quote – Over-promise and under-deliver
Quorum – Too many people on the board
Queer Bait – Offend as many as possible
Quonset – Shotgun fly
Queef – Rinse and repeat

Do the the duck. Yea… the Duck
That’s the one, that’s the duck
Do the mother frac’n duck.

"Q" is my middle name!