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...It's way too frac'ing long.

This is "THE BALLOD Of tHE StoopiD ShiT" (Part 2)
10 verses now, (Roy) Sassano’s gonna be pissed
His sacred cow, I just castrated it
Sounds like Left Nutt, they were Edmonton pricks.

Freezing their ass at the hockey practice,
Ashley (Munro Butler) and Erin, still Roy’s biggest fans.
Drown in the yard, with our hopes and dreams

Dave came home in the middle of the night
With his semi out back, so loud and so bright
Roy is driving it, white knuckles tight

I don’t wanna go home to a lake that doesn’t swim
Dating Leanne, with a Winnipeg pay stub
Lessons learned hard, ‘cause a storm was brewing up
Fired from semi home, 12 car rack
Aborted Dave’s kid before, behind his back
Jackie and Laura, Nikki, Nate, 2 doors
George and Bud and Kinicker sharing the floor

This is THE BALLOD Of tHE StoopiD SHiT
Dave’s got some issues with wheel commitment
If you don’t like it, you can’t suck his dick
That’s a metaphorical 3rd person double negative

Drive thru mickey pills
Straightedge emo thrills
Letter he’ll never send
Strat (thcona county cell) tower, pillows
Super-dork puked on himself and went home.

ICQ, Indecline Dot net, Roy, FoxECatFluff,
Sean the Bastard, Backtrax, Fart
Filling up an online shooping cart

Then Spinternet, Vanity, they moved away
Edmonton Metal Scene
….band photography
Myspace Tom, my “Top 8” best cream.

Rollin’, Poundin’ Records, up, my nerdcore hip- hop heart

Casanova radio, play-toy farm,
Import character, attitude storm
‘55 light kit, vacuum tube flash

Jonathan Fluvog, wa(n?)kin’ off set
Plethorah pop flat, losing a bet
I love you when I say “the odds in debt”

BRIDGE REPEAT
The song is way too long
To be a real Chick Maggot song
Roy’s gonna flip his lid
But I’ll give him writing credit

Not that he wants it
I’ll force it down his throat
Like a government yoke
& a pipeline blowing smoke

This was THE BALLOD Of tHE StoopiD SHiT
I don’t really care, but I hope you like it, Roy
No more mask for me, I’m a capitalist prick

Go download my free discography, or I’ll cut off your dicks
Or genitally mutilate you like an African
Just like that witch Lorenna Bobbit did. (what a whore!)

Jamie Star: Dave!!!! We’re Done!!!
Scott Dave: What??? Shutup! OH.