Diesel fuel, synthetic penis oil

This song’s kinda messed up
Like a head-on truck wreck
So buckle up people,
Put your frac’n phone in the back
Drunk drivers and texters
You deserve a good smack
No more natural selection
The economy, it’s wack
Reward bad behaviour
With a new truck rack
There’s dick jokes coming up,
So stay tuned, intact.

Follow up spaceship dates
Usually book her duck
Retaliating crack smooths out
Stubborn toilet bluff
Military intelligence
Box set Christian snuff
All that makes more sense
Than a jacked up truck.

Frac Frac Frac, Frac the truck.
Diesel fuel - synthetic peanut oil

I don’t really know why
But I don’t give a hoot
About your truck, your TV
Or your imported suit.
No longer concerned
About these vain pursuits
Happiness compensation
As you aim and shoot.

Driving to Calgary
with a beer in your hand
Radar detecting windshield
Antlers on a stand
Life looks as empty as your veggie oil tank
Dead head back for a single boat plank

Frac Frac Frac, Frac the truck.

Frac the citizen band (CB) radio
With it’s no repeater
Our common sense is lacking
I’ll hot shot you a bleeder
A 45 foot sea can would be a little better
The problem is
I can’t find a willing receiver
Talking to a rock
Or a heavy metal grinder
Would be a barrel idea
Lock, stock, return to sender
Mailer daemon subsystem
404 error
It’s your willful ignorance
Brain dumping in a blender

Going 10 over the limit
On highway #28 is like
Being parked in the fast lane
#5 Interstate
That’s the one in L.A.
For those who don’t know
I moved a lot of food
From there to Toronto, Yo!

Apparently out west we don’t say “eh” we say “hey”
Like Nebraska and Kansas and Texas oil grey
If California had a fallout they’d have black snow
Then It would feel like Alberta does right now

No cash on the barrel
My job, bad credit
Need full insurance
For this mortgage too
I’m indebted
Not too good with calculators
Paying 10% over prime
Frac’n peoples’ girlfriends and
Smoking all the time.
Don’t get held back in Grade 5
No child left behind
From then till high school
No-one really minds
The diesel free anyway
The oil company’s dime
So move that pedal down, and
Get out of my time.

People in a panic
Downloaded T.V.
Leave in the commercials
They’re preying on me
Don’t listen to the lyrics
You just wanna shake your ass.

Diesel fuel, synthetic penis oil.